Lich Better Have My Money Candle
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The Lich Better Have My Money Candle brings PDM’s financial menace into cozy ritual form, with a money-stacked undead design that says the crypt accepts offerings, sacrifices, bits, subs, and whatever loose cash the meatbags forgot to hide.
It is cute, threatening, and exactly the kind of candle a lich would burn while waiting for payouts to clear.
Made with soy wax, a cotton wick, and a clean glass vessel. Unscented, with a light natural aroma, because unpaid debts already stink.
More details
- Soy wax
- Cotton wick
- 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
- Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)
- Unscented, has a pleasant natural aroma
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Crypt of Currency
- Email: contact@support.cryptofcurrency.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
- Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
