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Final Girl Protector Crewneck Sweatshirt

$48.99
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When the world’s gone mad and only the final girls are left standing, someone’s gotta keep them safe—and it might as well be you. This vintage-horror-inspired crewneck brings dark humor, bold style, and cult-level drip straight to your wardrobe. Featuring a distressed retro design on the front and a bone-chilling “Brick, what are my chances?” moment on the back, it’s the perfect uniform for spooky season—or every season if you’re already dead inside. Join the cult. Save the girls. Look dope doing it.

✔️ Double-sided print for double the chaos
✔️ Super-soft cotton/poly blend for surviving long nights
✔️ Ideal for horror fans, meme lovers, and the comfortably unhinged

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  • 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
  • Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
  • Regular fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.