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THE EVIL TOTE — ECO-SATCHEL OF REVELATION
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Bring your groceries. Haul your tomes. Smuggle a relic. This isn’t your average tote—it’s a herald of The Evil, bearing the horned skull sigil from Dead Die Here: Season 2. Illustrated by the blessed hand of Gumbychu, this ominously eco-friendly bag says, “Yes, I care about the environment and the supernatural terror lurking in the trees.”
🌲 Features:
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100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill (because evil can be green)
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Heavy-duty 8 oz weight (holds truth, trauma, or tofu)
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Reinforced handles, just in case the ritual gets heavy
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Printed with The Evil artwork from DDH S2’s darkest confrontation
You could carry a soul.
You could carry some apples.
Either way, carry it with purpose.
🛒 Add to cart before the forest claims it back.
More details
- 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
- Fabric weight: 8 oz
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Crypt of Currency
- Email: contact@support.cryptofcurrency.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning. Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
THE EVIL TOTE — ECO-SATCHEL OF REVELATION Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
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One size
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14 1/2
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16
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24
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1
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