“We’re BACK?!” Resurrection T-Shirt
Straight from the poisoned depths of Dead Die Here: Season 2, this tee immortalizes the moment Courtney, Gunnar, and Nathan “Walking Crow” Rivers wake up post-mortem in the temple, faces frozen in WTF horror. Brought back by Reverend Maynard’s unholy power, these three now share something more than trauma… they share afterlife confusion.
The incredible artwork by Gumbychu captures the exact moment your friends realize you accidentally killed them at dinner.
👕 Features:
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100% ring-spun combed cotton, soft as your second life
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Regular fit, for the formerly dead and currently breathing
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Available in sizes XS–3XL because death comes for us all
Pair this shirt with existential dread and an empty soup bowl.
⚠️ May cause spontaneous group therapy flashbacks.
🛒 Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Just don’t drink the soup.
More details
- 100% ring-spun combed cotton
- Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Crypt of Currency
- Email: contact@support.cryptofcurrency.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“We’re BACK?!” Resurrection T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
17
|
|
S
|
28
|
19
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|