Abyssal March Desk Mat
Take your workspace into the depths with the Abyssal March Desk Mat. Featuring PoorDeadMan’s haunting figure navigating a shadowy, cracked terrain shrouded in ghostly green mists, this desk mat sets the tone for productivity with an edge. Crafted with a thicker 4mm neoprene for added durability and an anti-slip backing, it’s designed to withstand even the most intense sessions — whether you're gaming, streaming, or summoning the next great idea. Measuring 12" x 18", it’s the perfect size to enhance your setup without overpowering your desk. Elevate your desk with a piece that whispers tales of the void, one keystroke at a time.
Deadly Bob Tee: The Undead Art of Chill
Channel your inner artist and inner undead with the Deadly Bob Tee, featuring PoorDeadMan’s twist on the legendary icon of calm, Bob Ross. This tee showcases a hauntingly cool skeleton with a signature afro that says, "Happy little accidents? More like happy little afterlife." Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s as comfortable as an eternal nap and as bold as creating art from the dark side. Perfect for showing your love for creativity with a sinister smile, this tee is guaranteed to turn heads — even if they’re skulls.
Deadly Bob Tee: The Undead Art of Chill Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleevelength |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
World's Best Cultist Mug
Raise a toast to dedication with the World's Best Cultist Mug. Whether you’re sipping your morning brew before a secret meeting or savoring a warm drink while plotting your next move, this mug makes sure everyone knows where your true allegiance lies. Made from high-quality ceramic and available in 11 oz, 15 oz, and 20 oz sizes, this mug is dishwasher and microwave safe — perfect for busy cultists on the go. Elevate your drinkware collection and remind everyone that when it comes to loyalty, you’re the best.
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Personalized Video Message [7 Day Delivery]
PoorDeadMan is a legend in the world of online broadcasting and gaming content, known for his irreverent comedic style. Fans can now request personalized video messages from PDM to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, and other special occasions. These custom videos are tailored with specific details like names, ages, or favorite songs, delivered with PDM's signature flair. Whether you want to hear PDM sing a classic tune or create a memorable shoutout, this is the perfect digital gift.
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