C.O.T.D. CLASSIC DAD HAT
For those who’ve been with the Cult since the first chant and the first meatbag sacrifice, this one’s for you. The C.O.T.D. Classic Dad Hat is a lowkey salute to the Cult of the Dead—a minimalist relic of poor decisions, late-night streams, and high-functioning madness.
Embroidered with the vintage-style C.O.T.D. lettering, it’s the kind of hat you wear when you’re pretending not to belong to a doomsday cult. Soft, subtle, and sinister. Just like PDM’s hugs.
💀 Specs:
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100% chino cotton twill (except Green Camo: 35% cotton / 65% poly blend)
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One size fits most meatbags
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Adjustable buckle closure (so it doesn’t fall off during rituals)
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Available in 10+ soul-draining shades
Wear it to family dinners. Job interviews. Secret burials.
It's the C.O.T.D. way.
Add to cart. Ascend discreetly.
More details
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
- One size fits most
- Buckle Closure
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Crypt of Currency
- Email: contact@support.cryptofcurrency.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 23 ⅝" - 24 ⅜"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
C.O.T.D. CLASSIC DAD HAT Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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One size
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23.62
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4.72
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2.76
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7.48
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